princetabris:

i cant believe people consciously choose to follow me and decide to themselves “Yeah I want to see more of whatever this nerd’s doing”

(via oknope)

neon-vagina:

bigeisamazing:

ronaldreagay:

laughing cow cheese huh?
image
I BET THAT COW WASNT LAUGHING WHEN YOU SLAUGHTERED IT HUH

you don’t kill a cow

to make cheese

image

this is literally my favorite

(Source: catholicschoolgay, via oknope)

thefartsinourstars:

i don’t “dress to impress” i dress to depress i wanna look so good that people hate themselves

(via oknope)

gaybabyjail:

do u ever see someone reALLY cute in public and you just kinda ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

(via oknope)

officialunitedstates:

it is not your fault if you fail.  you are made up of billions of cells.  it is their fault

(via oknope)

19 hours ago with 139,364 notes | reblog

octobra:

are captchas getting harder or am I slowly turning into a robot

(Source: youtubeofficial, via oknope)

maximadance:

the only correct way to cook is to put shitloads of garlic in everything

(via thatruskieyakattack)